Double Standard Industries(TM) has been lucky enough to find* a preliminary copy of Rush's response:
From the Desk of Rush Limbaugh
09 March 2012
ATTN: Gloria Allred
I am very sorry that you slut were offended slut. It was never my intention slutty slut to cause any emotional slut damage. Please accept my sluttiest heartfelt apology slut. Slut I hope we can meet sometime in slutland where you occupy sluts. Slut Slut slit-slat-slut slut the slut in the slut, and we can slutter to slut our sluts with sluts, together as sluts. Slut? You slut it!
ed-i was going to just do the 'ol McAuliffe "NUTS" routine, but this just popped out. Time to double down, Rush.