One can only imagine what that decision process looked like:
VALERIE JARRETT: Ok people we need to tell him. YOU IN THE RED SHIRT...what's your name? I don't care. Go advise the President we feel that he should stay on teleprompter for the good of the campaign.
/Visibly nervous Advisor 1 approaches the President.
ADVISOR 1: Mr. President we think you should go back to using the teleprompter.
NAPOLEON: But I like connecting with people. When I walk around it makes me seem more personable. Everyone is looking at me and smiling. Nobody else talks but me. And are you doubting my oratory ability? Why, I can communicate with anything. Watch this:
/gives 15 minute speech on the meaning of the word "that" to pigeon
NAPOLEON: And that's why we need to raise taxes on the top 1% of birds. The lower classes of bird can't afford proper health care leading to massive deficits that I inherited through a bad luck Japanese tsunami thingamajig. It's not fair. Look at those Eagles. They fly so high on wings other people built for them. Where was I?
ADVISOR 1: The teleprompter, Sir. The point is...
NAPOLEON: THE POINT IS YOU ARE A RACIST THAT WANTS TO USURP THE MAGICAL STONE OF BA'AL I FOUND THAT MAKES ME ALWAYS RIGHT AND CAUSES EZRA KLEIN TO SPEAK IN TONGUES.
/takes out kill list
/writes name down
/takes three steps back
/takes pebble out of pocket
VALERIE JARRETT: You are the greatest orator of all time. You do not need a teleprompter.
NAPOLEON: I am the greatest orator of all time. I do not need a teleprompter. DO YOU SEE I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT.
ADVISOR 2: Yes Sir.
VALERIE JARRETT: He is THE ONE...