Ann Romney torched as elitist 1%'er for wearing a $990 t-shirt. Michelle Obama wears $6,800 jacket to Olympics: ZOMG SHE IS SO STYLISH AND SUPPORTS NEW YORK BUSINESS.
I begrudge neither person for their lavish tastes*. I just want both to be treated the same**.
*Because they both used their earned wealth to buy a product, right? /Looks at Michelle, winks coyly.
Here's your musical interlude for the week, "Ocean Size" by Jane's Addiction.
Off to LBI for another cobia chase.