- China said sorry team O, your paperwork isn't in order back of the line NEXT (stifled giggling).
- Russia sardonically laughed in that way only Russians can. Tells Obama "Let me get back to you. Wait here."
- The rest of the countries that hate us are forming a line just to give us the finger. Also, they are high-fiving each other, passing around a bottle of liquor bought with our money, and passing out smokes.
- The countries that tolerate us are giving the stink eye.
- The precious few countries left that we haven't completely alienated are checking to see where the exits are located. In case of fire, you know.
Monday, June 24, 2013
More on Snowden
I think Phillip Bobbitt captured Snowden's job accurately (h/t Lawfare):